Ruse

Indecisive Video Customer:	They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?
Randal Graves:	What?
Indecisive Video Customer:	Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves:	I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer:	Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves:	I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer:	You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves:	Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer:	[turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves:	Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer:	These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves:	No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer:	I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...
Randal Graves:	I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer:	I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves:	Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer:	I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal Graves:	And I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer:	You hope *what* feels good?
Randal Graves:	I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer:	Well, this is the last time I rent here.
Randal Graves:	You'll be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer:	Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves:	[runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
Jay:	[outside; has no idea what's going on] Yeah!