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Kriptonite Condoms
| T.S.: | But they're engaged. |
| Brodie: | Doesn't matter, can't happen. |
| T.S.: | Why not? It's bound to come up. |
| Brodie: | It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child? |
| T.S.: | Sure, why not? |
| Brodie: | He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him. |
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