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- I buy and sell weapons and armor.
- Cool! We need weapons. What’s free? Can we have a torch?
- Thief. Thief.
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Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes, deep down, that everyone more special than them was sick, because “healthy” sounds so much more exciting than “boring.” You’re average, Britta Perry. You’re every kid on the playground that didn’t get picked on. You’re a business casual potted plant, a human white sale. You’re VH1, Robocop 2, and Back to the Future 3. You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.
Evil Abed Nadir, Community S03E22, Introduction to Finality
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God Mode
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