"Um, hello? I still have my little Batman report?"
#5. The Police Totally Should Know Who Batman Is at the Beginning of The Dark Knight Rises
This is Coleman Reese, the little turd in [The Dark Knight] who not only manages to learn Batman’s secret identity, but also tries to batmail him for millions of bat dollars. … The Dark Knight Rises opens eight years after the second film. Bruce Wayne has retired, and Batman remains the most wanted criminal of Gotham … because for some reason nobody thought to ask the guy who claimed to know who he was.
That gif though
Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Octavia Spencer at the TIFF premiere of Smashed
Rachel Weisz is busy being Bourne.
Photograph by Craig McDean
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